Don't argue with your mother.

Me: "Now, listen, baby. I don't want you to be up in this doctor's office interrupting me, correcting me or talking over me when I am trying to communicate with this ENT.
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Okay?"

13 year old man-child: (Pause) "Okay."

35 minutes later...

ENT Nurse Practioner to man-child: "What grade are you in?"

Man-Child: "Mom, what grade am I in?"

Can't win for losing. Please don't tell anyone we are homeschoolers.

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