Further ways in which I find myself being Not That Good Of A Person:

• I refused to cook during a recent power outtage although we have a gas stove and candles.

• I continue to procrastinate with the mopping.

• I harbor resentment.

• I gave These People too much credit when I know full well they're not to be trusted.

• I hate fast food but I ate it anyway.

• I started a book without finishing another.

• I should be in better shape 'cause I'm just not that old.

• I can't bear to get as real as I would like to think I am.