• I only intended on taking off a month from school but we've just seen the 6th week pass.

• I always wait until the last week to read my book club book, even if I'm really looking forward to it.

• My DL expired in April.

• I never use coupons.

• Although I got the book shelves squared away and sifted through curriculum, the box for Goodwill sits undelivered.

• I ditched Pilates class all last week for no good reason.

• I sometimes go to sleep with make up on.

• I've indulged in several juvenile, yet somehow satisfying, eye rolls this week.

• I stay up too late.