It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. - Winnie the Pooh

Library Treasury; September:

"Now when we get books from the library, do we let our dog play with them?"


"Do we take them to the bathtub?"


"Do we take our books outside and ride bikes with them?"


Four year old girl: "And we don't take them into the toilet."

And another: "And we don't flush them down the toilet."

And another: "I don't write in mine but my baby brother does."

Four year old boy: "I punch mine."