Foot loose and fancy free.

Real conversations with my teenaged son:

"Where did you get that scarf for that grandma frog puppet you made?"

"Oh, it came from my blonde wig."

"What?"

"It's a biker wig."

"Oh...Well, what's that?"

"That's an alligator my brother made. Edgar.
He's a dad."

"Alright...that's enough."

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