• It's totally immature but I mutter "whatever" under my breath like a sulky teen when I repeatedly hear dumb things.

• It's a dumb thing to eat pickles fresh from the fryer and, let's face it, at all.

• I don't at all feel obligated to pose in your photos because they will only end up on facebook.

• On facebook, only the good photos of you are albumed while I'm having to untag myself and hope for the best.

• I'm always hoping for the best but keep a Plan B fresh. But I mutter under my breath, just in case.

• Just in case it's unclear: I'm really not that good of a person.

• Whatever.