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It started with a whisper.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: your news comes strictly from Matt Drudge and them.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you see signs of the Illuminati everywhere.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: social media rules your world.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you fear social media.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you don't believe in compulsory public education.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: your family has more than one puppet on the premises.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you're convinced there's a conspiracy in the American pharmaceutical industry.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if:
you have an active planning process for the apocalypse including an End Times garden.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you spend your evenings assigning Star Wars character attributes to everyone you know.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you ever wore a monkey suit.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you own a monkey suit.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you find yourself thinking about Sasquatch more than occasionally.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you find yourself thinking about Walt Disney more than occasionally.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you go out of your way to avoid small talk by hiding and ducking down aisles at discount stores.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: most of your good pants are plaid.

• Not sayin' you're a bad person but you might be a a little Off The Grid if: you have to button down your radical tendencies every time you appear in public because some things are just not suitable for public consumption.

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