Things we said today.

"Wanna see my Elvis impersonation?"

"Mom, you're bad at being bad."

"I don't like Thomas Edison. He's a conniving sneak."

"I prefer talking to real women."

"Did you expect me to have a GOOD joke?"

"Sometimes, I just sit in my room and look for things to clean, even if it's just obsessively skewing a guitar to one side."

"You're not even wise until you're like thirty-something."

"If mom smoked, she would call them 'ciggies'."

"Can you do the twister?"

"That just means you are not getting married someday!"

"Are you writing a blog? Mom! Don't put things in your blog behind my back!"