NTGOAP: Pool'd

• Upon receiving a thumbs down from sister on execution of the 360° cannonball, 15 year old says to 9 year old, " You're just jealous of my cool dives. You're peanut butter and jellyfish. I'm awesome."

• "I'm not jealous of your pants that keep pulling down every time you jump in the water."

• "That's the price you pay for awesomeness. Even your pants are against you."

• How did swimming get obnoxious?

• I need a nap.